Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
