when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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