I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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