I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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