went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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