I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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