Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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