he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I pour the whiskey from now on
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
