that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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