Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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