Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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