Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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