Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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