Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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