And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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