i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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