i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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