well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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