I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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