One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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