ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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