I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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