i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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