Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just cropdusted the office
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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