I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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