he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
This house was built for laser tag.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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