just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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