I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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