Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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