Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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