Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
that's an acceptable place to lick
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Randomize
