y did u give ur computer a hand job?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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