I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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