i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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