We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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