i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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