yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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