dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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