Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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