Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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