i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
