Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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