youre lurking in front of me
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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