After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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