I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
vagina is talking i cant
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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