I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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