He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
They have beer where we have blood.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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