i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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