Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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