We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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