I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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