There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
